Tigerman
Episode
– 15
Location:
Dragon’s Den at Taiwan
Dr.
Sir Shaolin Song:- No! No! No! How is it possible! My Robohuman was completely
immune to any bullets and fireworks. The skins are totally fire-proof. I have
tested the skins many a times with fire.
Dr.
Hwang Hui:- Tigerman is very powerful indeed! But, is Tigerman also a
Robohuman?
Zango
Zing:- It is not the time to do a research on Tigerman. Dr. Song, is Dragonman
alive or not?
Dr.
Sir Shaolin Song:- Yes, he is! He is taking some time to recover. He came out
of the waters of the Hooghly River and killed some people inside the Millennium
Park. Now, he is sitting on top of Victoria Memorial and will be emitting out
laser rays to completely destroy that building.
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Hacker
Harishchandra:- Done! Thank you Tigerman! You don’t know how valuable this
right hand of that Dragonman is. It has a micro-chip which is having a micro
hard disk. The kernel and rebooting program are written here to access the
files for restoration and recovery from the main server to repair it again.
See! The right hand has repaired itself again by accessing those files from the
Main Server of Robotics Research Centre. If we fit this right hand again to
Dragonman’s body, then it will work as before because it is not a human hand
but a Robohuman hand.
Tigerman:-
Robohuman! What’s that?
Hacker
Harishchandra:- Fusion of a Robot with a Human Being. The Dragonman’s body is a
robot, though its brain is a carbon copy or system image of late Zuango Zing’s
brain.
Rajaram
Raghubir:- Where from are you getting these weird information?
Hacker
Harishchandra:- I have hacked into the Main Server of Robotics Research Centre
of Dr. Sir Shaolin Song. Even I have got access to the softcopy of the thesis
on Robohuman by Dr. Sir Shaolin Song and the Technical Report of the Dragonman,
the Robohuman.
Tigerman:-
Then you delete the entire programs of that server. Kill the Dragonman.
Hacker
Harishchandra:- For the time being, let me act as a Trojan Horse only, not a
Crusader. I have already written a small modular program on the main function
() program of the Robohuman on Self-Destruction Theories of Robotics. The
moment I will run that modular program, it will activate the Self Destruction
() function process to kill the Robohuman automatically. If I run that program
now, then Dr. Sir Shaolin Song will understand that a hacker has hacked into
his server and got the information of his location. Soon, they will change
their location. The Robotics Research Centre of Dr. Sir Shaolin Song is at
Chiayi City of Taiwan. At present, all the programs of Robohuman are affected
by a virus program written by me. See at my laptop. I am seeing the Dragonman
through the window terminals of Robotics Research Centre at Taiwan. Dragonman
is suffering from a viral fever and is resting by holding that black statue at
the top of the Victoria Memorial. All the commandos have surrounded the
Victoria Memorial and are pointing their guns towards that sleeping Dragonman. I
have another secret information! Kim Wong alias Lien Lin is the owner of a
Chinese Restaurant, China Pearl at Chinatown of Kolkata.
Tigerman:-
You are really a smart hacker.
Rajaram
Raghubir:- Of course! That’s why; he is also an Intelligence Officer of RAW.
Well done, Agent No. 369.
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Motilal
Modi (on a hotline):- Tigerman has done a great job. Is that Terrorist dead or
alive?
Ratul
Roy (on a hotline):- Sir! That Terrorist is actually a Robohuman, I mean, a
Robot. The Robot is just sleeping on the
top of Victoria Memorial. Can’t say whether dead or alive! But, RAW Officers
are confident that the Robot will be destroyed soon, but, how and when, that I
don’t know, Sir.
Motilal
Modi:- Terrorists are now using Robots! Misuse of Science leads to destruction
of Mother Earth and Mankind only. Humans have not learned the lessons of it
even after the Hiroshima-Nagasaki Bombings. Anyway, hoping for the best! Keep
on updating me. Over and out!
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Location:
China Pearl Restaurant of Chinatown, Kolkata
Samrat
Samaddar (Acting like a drunkard):- Zango Zing is still alive. I am damn sure
about that. This Dragonman is also a member of Zango Zing’s gang.
Arindam
Adhikary (Yelling and acting like a drunkard):- No! No! Zango Zing is dead. Who
told you that Zango Zing is alive?
Kim
Wong (Owner of China Pearl Restaurant):- Excuse me! Sir! It is already 11.30 PM
now. As per guidelines in this area, a bar is supposed to remain open till 11
PM only. Please Sir! Go home; otherwise, we may be in trouble. Kolkata
Policemen may suspend our license also.
Samrat
Samaddar:- Ok! Ok! Ok! Not an issue. But, Zango Zing is still alive.
Arindam
Adhikary:- Ha ha ha...and Dragonman is a member of DANGEROUS DRAGONS gang. How
funny! Madam! This guy has become mad. Please don’t mind. Here is your bill.
1050 bucks. Good night.
Kim
Wong:- Good night, Sirs! Please do visit us again. Bye.
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Catwoman
(over a satellite phone):- Tigerman! Catwoman here! I have heard that Zango
Zing is still alive. Is it true?
Tigerman
(over a satellite phone):- Yeah! It is indeed. Are you in Shanghai now?
Catwoman:
No, I am in Kolkata to visit one of my relatives. I will meet you at Gobra
Graveyard tomorrow.
Tigerman:-
Ok! I will take you from there. We will head towards Dragon’s Den at Chiayi
City of Taiwan tomorrow.
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Mohua
Mitra (Leader of BRNCP attending a Press Conference):- Everyone is praising
Tigerman. How funny! How much expenses are taking place to repair that Howrah
Bridge? Where from the ABSJP government of Bengal is getting so much money? Why
CBI is not investigating that?
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Ratul
Roy (Chief Minister of West Bengal attending a Press Conference):- Mohua Mitra
is just crying out foul. She has gone mad as she has been interrogated by CBI
officers regarding the ‘Sanchay’ Chit Fund scam. Yes, it is true that some
portions of the railings have been damaged by Tigerman as he was firing bullets
and rocket launchers while targeting at the Dragonman who can fly like a bird.
But, it is also true that due to Tigerman only, the Howrah Bridge still exists.
We have sealed Howrah Bridge for 2 days. Howrah Bridge will be opened up again
once the repair works get completed within 2 days.
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Location:
Terrace of Dragon’s Den at Chiayi City of Taiwan
Tigerman
(Talking over a satellite phone):- We are on the terrace of Dragon’s Den. We
have taken our positions by killing his men. Now, please activate the Self
Destruction () function process.
Hacker
Harishchandra (Talking over a satellite phone):- Ok!
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Subrata
(Anchor of ABP News Channel):- As you can see in the video footage that the
robot which was used as a terrorist totally exploded on its own while it was
sitting idle at the top of Victoria Memorial. The Dragonman is dead. It is a
big relief for Kolkatans. Maybe, one day will come, when we will require robot
cops to kill robot terrorists. Victoria Memorial will get repaired within 1
day.
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Location:
Inside Dragon’s Den at Chiayi City of Taiwan
Dr.
Sir Shaolin Song:- Oh! No! Someone has hacked our Robotics Server. Dragonman is
dead. We need to get out of here.
Tigerman:-
It’s too late, Dr. Song. You have misused Science to kill human beings. You
must die.
Dr.
Hwang Hui:- Boss! Tigerman has entered inside our den. Let us go through the
tunnel.
Rajaram
Raghubir:- No! No! Dr. Hwang Hui, this time we have done our homework well. In
our earlier attack, you guys escaped from a secret tunnel. But, this time, we
will not allow you to go through the tunnel. Aah!
Dr.
Hwang Hui:- Ha ha ha...well done, Boss! A bullet has hit at his right hand.
Come on, Boss, let us run towards the door of the tunnel while firing bullets
at them. Dr. Song has been killed.
Catwoman:-
Oh! Tigerman! Are you alright! Zango Zing has fired 2 bullets at your body.
Tigerman
(while bleeding):- Don’t worry about me. Take the sweet revenge. Follow them
through the tunnel. Kill them.
Rajaram
Raghubir(injured as a bullet got hit at his right hand):- Wait! Catwoman! I am
coming with you. They have killed our Tigerman. I also need to take the sweet
revenge.
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Tao
(Anchor of CCTV News Channel):- In Chiayi City of Taiwan, the dead bodies of
Dr. Sir Shaolin Song, Dr. Hwang Hui and Zango Zing have been found. Local
people are saying that both Tigerman and Catwoman have murdered these 3 people.
We are also getting information that Tigerman has died. It is not clear whether
it is just a rumour or not!
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Location:
Outside the Maternity Ward of Bhagirathi Neotia Woman and Child Care Centre,
Kolkata
Dr.
Utkarsha Ulagarasan (Coming out of the operation theatre):- Is there any
relative here of Mrs. Maharani Samaddar?
Parents
of Maharani Samaddar, Harilal Kaka and Arindam Adhikary:- Yes! We are.
Dr.
Utkarsha Ulagarasan:- Where is her husband?
Samrat
Samaddar:- Here I am! Tell me Doctor; how is my wife?
Arindam
Adhikary (totally shocked after seeing Samrat Samaddar):- You! How is it
possible?
Samrat
Samaddar:- I will tell you later. That’s a long story. Doctor, how is my wife?
Dr.
Utkarsha Ulagarasan:- Congratulations! Your wife has given birth to a healthy
baby girl.
Samrat
Samaddar:- Thank you Doctor! Can I see my wife and baby?
Dr.Utkarsha
Ulagarasan:- Sure! Sure! Why not!
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Location:
Inside the Maternity Ward of Bhagirathi Neotia Woman and Child Care Centre,
Kolkata
Samrat
Samaddar:- Baah! Ki sundar dekhte hoyeche?
Maharani
Samaddar:- Baah! Maa sundari aar meye sundari hobe na? Ki naam rakhbo bolo?
Samrat
Samaddar:- My name starts with letter ‘s’ and yours with letter ‘m’. So, our
daughter’s name will be Subhramala. Tomar Hemanta khuro ee kintu boleche ei
naam rakhte jadi meye hoy.
Arindam
Adhikary (with a bandage tied at his right hand):- But, I want to know the
secret. Now, I understood why Maharani didn’t weep after hearing that sad news
about Tigerman.
Mother
of Maharani:- Ki muskil! Arindam, you are trying to know about which secret
from my son-in-law?
Arindam
Adhikary:- Oh! Just pulling his legs! Nothing more than that!
Father
of Maharani:- Oh! Taai balo! Amra bhablum ki abar secret ache amader jamai
babaji r.
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Location:-
Inside a secret lounge of China Pearl Restaurant of Chinatown, Kolkata
Samrat
Samaddar:- On that evening, when I was bleeding inside that Dragon’s Den, the
invisible Lalu Lambadhar lifted me up and carried me into the helicopter. Then,
he drove the helicopter to reach Tiger Palace of New Moore Island. Hermit
Hemanta healed me up.
Arindam
Adhikary:- Oho! I forgot that Tigerman cannot be killed on any New Moon or Full
Moon day. That encounter took place on a New Moon day. New Moon sky was too
dark on that evening and we removed the darkness of human world on that evening
itself! Well, let me give you a secret information that Kim Wong and Harishchandra
Harshavardhan have fallen in love with each other and is about to get married
next month. Catwoman is also an agent of RAW now, though she doesn’t know
Samrat Samaddar and Arindam Adhikary. Even Harish doesn’t know us. The Agent
code of Catwoman is 963, i.e. just the opposite of Agent Code No. 369.
Samrat
Samaddar:- Ok! That’s great. Tigerman needs a long break. Tigerman has enjoyed
enough of actions; now it is time for Tigerman to enjoy fatherhood and wife’s
romance.
Arindam
Adhikary:- Our job is an emergency job. Delhi Chief Minister, Bobita Bedi was requesting
for a help from Tigerman to kill that Monkeyman, the serial killer of innocent
people in Delhi. But, recently, that Monkeyman has been arrested by Delhi
Police. Just a half an hour ago, Major General Tatya Thackeray of Maratha
Regiment of Indian Army called up Rajaram Raghubir, i.e. me to get some help
from Tigerman i.e. you. Pakistani Terrorists have attacked on the people of
Mumbai. Those Terrorists have entered Mumbai through Chaupati Beach. It is up
to Tigerman to tell the world that Tigerman is still alive and the news of the
death of Tigerman was just a rumour.
Samrat
Samaddar:- Oh! Why are you giving me orders in an indirect manner? Tigerman
will gun down those Pakistani Terrorists within an hour. By the way, I know
that Shalini Sharma is the wife of Rajaram Raghubir. Don’t think that Tigerman
is not expert in finding out secret information.
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Location:-
Mumbai City, India
A
local resident of Mumbai:- Well done, Tigerman! You have saved the life of Mumbaikars
from these bloody Pakistani Terrorists. Sura Nayaka Tigerman jatana kelele
amachya Mumbai.
Another
local resident of Mumbai:- Tigerman is the Super Hero of India. Dhanyavada,
Tigerman.
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Maharani
Samaddar (Anchor of BAGHA BANGALI News Channel):- Tigerman is still alive. In a
recent terrorist attacks in Mumbai, Tigerman killed all the Pakistani
Terrorists. Long Live, Tigerman! We, the Indians are proud of such a Super Hero
like you, “TIGERMAN”.
THE END
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