Friday, January 23, 2015

TIGERMAN (EPISODE- 15) !!!

Tigerman

Episode – 15

Location: Dragon’s Den at Taiwan

Dr. Sir Shaolin Song:- No! No! No! How is it possible! My Robohuman was completely immune to any bullets and fireworks. The skins are totally fire-proof. I have tested the skins many a times with fire.

Dr. Hwang Hui:- Tigerman is very powerful indeed! But, is Tigerman also a Robohuman?

Zango Zing:- It is not the time to do a research on Tigerman. Dr. Song, is Dragonman alive or not?

Dr. Sir Shaolin Song:- Yes, he is! He is taking some time to recover. He came out of the waters of the Hooghly River and killed some people inside the Millennium Park. Now, he is sitting on top of Victoria Memorial and will be emitting out laser rays to completely destroy that building.

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Hacker Harishchandra:- Done! Thank you Tigerman! You don’t know how valuable this right hand of that Dragonman is. It has a micro-chip which is having a micro hard disk. The kernel and rebooting program are written here to access the files for restoration and recovery from the main server to repair it again. See! The right hand has repaired itself again by accessing those files from the Main Server of Robotics Research Centre. If we fit this right hand again to Dragonman’s body, then it will work as before because it is not a human hand but a Robohuman hand.

Tigerman:- Robohuman! What’s that?

Hacker Harishchandra:- Fusion of a Robot with a Human Being. The Dragonman’s body is a robot, though its brain is a carbon copy or system image of late Zuango Zing’s brain.

Rajaram Raghubir:- Where from are you getting these weird information?

Hacker Harishchandra:- I have hacked into the Main Server of Robotics Research Centre of Dr. Sir Shaolin Song. Even I have got access to the softcopy of the thesis on Robohuman by Dr. Sir Shaolin Song and the Technical Report of the Dragonman, the Robohuman.

Tigerman:- Then you delete the entire programs of that server. Kill the Dragonman.

Hacker Harishchandra:- For the time being, let me act as a Trojan Horse only, not a Crusader. I have already written a small modular program on the main function () program of the Robohuman on Self-Destruction Theories of Robotics. The moment I will run that modular program, it will activate the Self Destruction () function process to kill the Robohuman automatically. If I run that program now, then Dr. Sir Shaolin Song will understand that a hacker has hacked into his server and got the information of his location. Soon, they will change their location. The Robotics Research Centre of Dr. Sir Shaolin Song is at Chiayi City of Taiwan. At present, all the programs of Robohuman are affected by a virus program written by me. See at my laptop. I am seeing the Dragonman through the window terminals of Robotics Research Centre at Taiwan. Dragonman is suffering from a viral fever and is resting by holding that black statue at the top of the Victoria Memorial. All the commandos have surrounded the Victoria Memorial and are pointing their guns towards that sleeping Dragonman. I have another secret information! Kim Wong alias Lien Lin is the owner of a Chinese Restaurant, China Pearl at Chinatown of Kolkata.

Tigerman:- You are really a smart hacker.

Rajaram Raghubir:- Of course! That’s why; he is also an Intelligence Officer of RAW. Well done, Agent No. 369.

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Motilal Modi (on a hotline):- Tigerman has done a great job. Is that Terrorist dead or alive?

Ratul Roy (on a hotline):- Sir! That Terrorist is actually a Robohuman, I mean, a Robot.  The Robot is just sleeping on the top of Victoria Memorial. Can’t say whether dead or alive! But, RAW Officers are confident that the Robot will be destroyed soon, but, how and when, that I don’t know, Sir.

Motilal Modi:- Terrorists are now using Robots! Misuse of Science leads to destruction of Mother Earth and Mankind only. Humans have not learned the lessons of it even after the Hiroshima-Nagasaki Bombings. Anyway, hoping for the best! Keep on updating me. Over and out!

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Location: China Pearl Restaurant of Chinatown, Kolkata

Samrat Samaddar (Acting like a drunkard):- Zango Zing is still alive. I am damn sure about that. This Dragonman is also a member of Zango Zing’s gang.

Arindam Adhikary (Yelling and acting like a drunkard):- No! No! Zango Zing is dead. Who told you that Zango Zing is alive?

Kim Wong (Owner of China Pearl Restaurant):- Excuse me! Sir! It is already 11.30 PM now. As per guidelines in this area, a bar is supposed to remain open till 11 PM only. Please Sir! Go home; otherwise, we may be in trouble. Kolkata Policemen may suspend our license also.

Samrat Samaddar:- Ok! Ok! Ok! Not an issue. But, Zango Zing is still alive.

Arindam Adhikary:- Ha ha ha...and Dragonman is a member of DANGEROUS DRAGONS gang. How funny! Madam! This guy has become mad. Please don’t mind. Here is your bill. 1050 bucks. Good night.

Kim Wong:- Good night, Sirs! Please do visit us again. Bye.

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Catwoman (over a satellite phone):- Tigerman! Catwoman here! I have heard that Zango Zing is still alive. Is it true?

Tigerman (over a satellite phone):- Yeah! It is indeed. Are you in Shanghai now?

Catwoman: No, I am in Kolkata to visit one of my relatives. I will meet you at Gobra Graveyard tomorrow.
Tigerman:- Ok! I will take you from there. We will head towards Dragon’s Den at Chiayi City of Taiwan tomorrow.

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Mohua Mitra (Leader of BRNCP attending a Press Conference):- Everyone is praising Tigerman. How funny! How much expenses are taking place to repair that Howrah Bridge? Where from the ABSJP government of Bengal is getting so much money? Why CBI is not investigating that?

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Ratul Roy (Chief Minister of West Bengal attending a Press Conference):- Mohua Mitra is just crying out foul. She has gone mad as she has been interrogated by CBI officers regarding the ‘Sanchay’ Chit Fund scam. Yes, it is true that some portions of the railings have been damaged by Tigerman as he was firing bullets and rocket launchers while targeting at the Dragonman who can fly like a bird. But, it is also true that due to Tigerman only, the Howrah Bridge still exists. We have sealed Howrah Bridge for 2 days. Howrah Bridge will be opened up again once the repair works get completed within 2 days.

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Location: Terrace of Dragon’s Den at Chiayi City of Taiwan

Tigerman (Talking over a satellite phone):- We are on the terrace of Dragon’s Den. We have taken our positions by killing his men. Now, please activate the Self Destruction () function process.

Hacker Harishchandra (Talking over a satellite phone):- Ok!

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Subrata (Anchor of ABP News Channel):- As you can see in the video footage that the robot which was used as a terrorist totally exploded on its own while it was sitting idle at the top of Victoria Memorial. The Dragonman is dead. It is a big relief for Kolkatans. Maybe, one day will come, when we will require robot cops to kill robot terrorists. Victoria Memorial will get repaired within 1 day.

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Location: Inside Dragon’s Den at Chiayi City of Taiwan

Dr. Sir Shaolin Song:- Oh! No! Someone has hacked our Robotics Server. Dragonman is dead. We need to get out of here.

Tigerman:- It’s too late, Dr. Song. You have misused Science to kill human beings. You must die.

Dr. Hwang Hui:- Boss! Tigerman has entered inside our den. Let us go through the tunnel.

Rajaram Raghubir:- No! No! Dr. Hwang Hui, this time we have done our homework well. In our earlier attack, you guys escaped from a secret tunnel. But, this time, we will not allow you to go through the tunnel. Aah!

Dr. Hwang Hui:- Ha ha ha...well done, Boss! A bullet has hit at his right hand. Come on, Boss, let us run towards the door of the tunnel while firing bullets at them. Dr. Song has been killed.

Catwoman:- Oh! Tigerman! Are you alright! Zango Zing has fired 2 bullets at your body.

Tigerman (while bleeding):- Don’t worry about me. Take the sweet revenge. Follow them through the tunnel. Kill them.

Rajaram Raghubir(injured as a bullet got hit at his right hand):- Wait! Catwoman! I am coming with you. They have killed our Tigerman. I also need to take the sweet revenge.

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Tao (Anchor of CCTV News Channel):- In Chiayi City of Taiwan, the dead bodies of Dr. Sir Shaolin Song, Dr. Hwang Hui and Zango Zing have been found. Local people are saying that both Tigerman and Catwoman have murdered these 3 people. We are also getting information that Tigerman has died. It is not clear whether it is just a rumour or not!

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Location: Outside the Maternity Ward of Bhagirathi Neotia Woman and Child Care Centre, Kolkata

Dr. Utkarsha Ulagarasan (Coming out of the operation theatre):- Is there any relative here of Mrs. Maharani Samaddar?

Parents of Maharani Samaddar, Harilal Kaka and Arindam Adhikary:- Yes! We are.

Dr. Utkarsha Ulagarasan:- Where is her husband?

Samrat Samaddar:- Here I am! Tell me Doctor; how is my wife?

Arindam Adhikary (totally shocked after seeing Samrat Samaddar):- You! How is it possible?

Samrat Samaddar:- I will tell you later. That’s a long story. Doctor, how is my wife?

Dr. Utkarsha Ulagarasan:- Congratulations! Your wife has given birth to a healthy baby girl.

Samrat Samaddar:- Thank you Doctor! Can I see my wife and baby?

Dr.Utkarsha Ulagarasan:- Sure! Sure! Why not!

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Location: Inside the Maternity Ward of Bhagirathi Neotia Woman and Child Care Centre, Kolkata

Samrat Samaddar:- Baah! Ki sundar dekhte hoyeche?

Maharani Samaddar:- Baah! Maa sundari aar meye sundari hobe na? Ki naam rakhbo bolo?

Samrat Samaddar:- My name starts with letter ‘s’ and yours with letter ‘m’. So, our daughter’s name will be Subhramala. Tomar Hemanta khuro ee kintu boleche ei naam rakhte jadi meye hoy.

Arindam Adhikary (with a bandage tied at his right hand):- But, I want to know the secret. Now, I understood why Maharani didn’t weep after hearing that sad news about Tigerman.

Mother of Maharani:- Ki muskil! Arindam, you are trying to know about which secret from my son-in-law?

Arindam Adhikary:- Oh! Just pulling his legs! Nothing more than that!

Father of Maharani:- Oh! Taai balo! Amra bhablum ki abar secret ache amader jamai babaji r.

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Location:- Inside a secret lounge of China Pearl Restaurant of Chinatown, Kolkata

Samrat Samaddar:- On that evening, when I was bleeding inside that Dragon’s Den, the invisible Lalu Lambadhar lifted me up and carried me into the helicopter. Then, he drove the helicopter to reach Tiger Palace of New Moore Island. Hermit Hemanta healed me up.

Arindam Adhikary:- Oho! I forgot that Tigerman cannot be killed on any New Moon or Full Moon day. That encounter took place on a New Moon day. New Moon sky was too dark on that evening and we removed the darkness of human world on that evening itself! Well, let me give you a secret  information that Kim Wong and Harishchandra Harshavardhan have fallen in love with each other and is about to get married next month. Catwoman is also an agent of RAW now, though she doesn’t know Samrat Samaddar and Arindam Adhikary. Even Harish doesn’t know us. The Agent code of Catwoman is 963, i.e. just the opposite of Agent Code No. 369.

Samrat Samaddar:- Ok! That’s great. Tigerman needs a long break. Tigerman has enjoyed enough of actions; now it is time for Tigerman to enjoy fatherhood and wife’s romance.

Arindam Adhikary:- Our job is an emergency job. Delhi Chief Minister, Bobita Bedi was requesting for a help from Tigerman to kill that Monkeyman, the serial killer of innocent people in Delhi. But, recently, that Monkeyman has been arrested by Delhi Police. Just a half an hour ago, Major General Tatya Thackeray of Maratha Regiment of Indian Army called up Rajaram Raghubir, i.e. me to get some help from Tigerman i.e. you. Pakistani Terrorists have attacked on the people of Mumbai. Those Terrorists have entered Mumbai through Chaupati Beach. It is up to Tigerman to tell the world that Tigerman is still alive and the news of the death of Tigerman was just a rumour.

Samrat Samaddar:- Oh! Why are you giving me orders in an indirect manner? Tigerman will gun down those Pakistani Terrorists within an hour. By the way, I know that Shalini Sharma is the wife of Rajaram Raghubir. Don’t think that Tigerman is not expert in finding out secret information.

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Location:- Mumbai City, India

A local resident of Mumbai:- Well done, Tigerman! You have saved the life of Mumbaikars from these bloody Pakistani Terrorists. Sura Nayaka Tigerman jatana kelele amachya Mumbai.

Another local resident of Mumbai:- Tigerman is the Super Hero of India. Dhanyavada, Tigerman.

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Maharani Samaddar (Anchor of BAGHA BANGALI News Channel):- Tigerman is still alive. In a recent terrorist attacks in Mumbai, Tigerman killed all the Pakistani Terrorists. Long Live, Tigerman! We, the Indians are proud of such a Super Hero like you, “TIGERMAN”.

THE END

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