Thursday, January 8, 2015

TIGERMAN (EPISODE- 07) !!!

Tigerman

Episode-07

A Villager of Sunderbans:- Aagun! Aagun!

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Location:- Tiger Palace at New Moore Island of Sunderbans

Hermit Hemanta:- Bouma! Don’t worry. I have taken out the bullet from your right arm. These ayurvedic herbs will heal your wounds within a week.

Maharani Majumdar:- Ok!  But, where is my husband?

Hermit Hemanta:- Just a few minutes back, your husband got an information that the office of the NGO, ‘ARANYA SANRAKSHAN O RAKSHA SAMITY’ has been burned down by some goons.

Maharani Majumdar:- Oho! I need to shoot live coverage of that with my handycam.

Hermit Hemanta:- Don’t worry; Lalu Lambadhar, the Ghost Pilot of Tigerman’s helicopter is ready with the helicopter to take you to the spot. He delivered Tigerman to that spot just a few minutes back.

Maharani Majumdar:- But, I can’t see the helicopter. I can see only a small staircase on the field.

Hermit Hemanta:- That’s enough for you. Just take the staircase to enter inside the helicopter.

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Subrata (Anchor of ABP Ananda News Channel):- Constantly, the supporters of ABSJP are getting attacked by the goons of BRNCP throughout Bengal. Today, a NGO Office of Sunderbans which was funded mostly by ABSJP has been burned down by the goons of BRNCP. Again, a village girl of Sunderbans has been sexually assaulted in a public place of Sunderbans by the goons of BRNCP. Still, no arrests have been made. It is a total chaos in Bengal at present. Tahole ki BRNCP gundami kore paschim bange khamataye tike thakte chaiche thik jamon ta amra dekhechi UCP r amole? Kano ABSJP ke eto bhoy? Chokh rakhun ei bisesh anusthan e, fire aschi ekta chotto birati r par.

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Location: Baithak Bagan at Chaimari Island of Sunderbans

Tigerman:- Hasan! Don’t just sit idle like a statue. Manirul Sekh is the right hand of Idris Ali. Both of them are having criminal records. They are corrupted persons too. You and your party, ABSJP is gaining popularity. Just few days left for the polling of Assembly Election of Bengal. BRNCP is trying to scare the villagers of Sunderbans by utilizing their goons and anti-socials. Counter-attack them. I want to have a secret meeting with Dolon Dolui, the leader of Naari Shakti Sanghatan of Sunderbans. Also tell your party workers to prepare themselves with weapons to defend the attack of those BRNCP goons.

Hasan Raja:- Thik ache! Bagha Babu. Aapni ja bolchen, thik serokom ee hobe.

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Maharani Majumdar:- Bengal is burning, especially Sunderbans. Today morning, in front of a BRNCP Party Office, 6 beheaded human heads were found. Villagers are of the opinion that these 6 persons were involved in anti-social activities like drugs supply, human trafficking, murder, extortion, rape, etc. Bengal Police Department has already started the investigation on it.

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Tigerman:- Well done! Dolon Dolui! Now, it is time for you and your team members to go underground for some days.

Dolon Dolui:- Ok! Bagha Babu.

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Debendra Debnath:- I am having doubts on Hasan Raja. Last week, Dolon Dolui also made several protest march in several villages of Sunderbans to unite all the village girls against rapists and goons. But, we have no evidences as such. All are just doubts only.

Idris Ali:- Oh! Those ladies can only shout and protest. Forget Dolon Dolui and her girls. We have doubts on Hasan Raja. Install some spies to keep track of Hasan Raja.

Debendra Debnath:- Ok! Sir! Not an issue.

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Rajeswar Singh:- Sir! We have found 2 traitors who helped those Taliban Terrorists to hijack our Indian plane.

Motilal Modi:- Kadi se kadi sajaa honi chahiye inh deshdrohi o ka. Already our respected President of India has accepted the proposal of hanging Mujibar Rahaman till death in the next month.

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Hasan Raja:- Ami nirdosh! Amake faasano hoyeche! Allah kasam! Ami aatankbaadi noi.  Ami nirdosh!

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Manohar (Anchor of Aaj Tak News):- ABSJP ko laaga jor ka jhatka. Hasan Raja ke ghar se mili 5 AK 47, aur kuch pistols aur grenades. Kya Hasan Raja ek aatankbaadi hain? Kya ABSJP ek swadeshi party hain?

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Karim Khan:- Ha ha ha! Eke bole rajneeti. Now, capitalize on this issue. A leader of a swadeshi party is a terrorist. Thanks you Idris. You have utilized your men well to keep those AK 47, pistols and grenades inside Hasan Raja’s house.

Idris Ali:- Actually, Jaseemuddin, the servant of Hasan Raja is a die-hard supporter of BRNCP. I gave him 10,000 bucks to do this thing perfectly.

Karim Khan:- You have no competitor now. We will win again in the Assembly Election of Bengal.

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Location:- BRNCP Rally at Diamond Harbour

Karim Khan:- Swadeshi Dal! Ratul babu, banglar manush ar boka nei. Now, the truth is that ABSJP is supporting the Bangladeshi Terrorists. Ladies and gentlemen, in the upcoming Assembly Election of Bengal, it is you to decide whether you will give your valuable vote to a party of terrorists or to a party like us who are patriotic and believes in development of all people devoid of caste, creed and religion.

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Tuhina (Anchor of ETV News Channel):- Yesterday night, Hasan Raja has committed suicide by consuming a rat poison inside the Alipore Jail.  Hasan Raja’s body has been sent for Post-mortem. An enquiry committee has been set up by CID, West Bengal. How the rat poison entered inside the jail is a real mystery! Two constables, Jailer and the Inspector-In-Charge of the Alipore Jail have been suspended with immediate effect.

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Samrat Samaddar:- Bengal is the land of dirty politics and the common innocent person like Hasan Raja always becomes the victim of those dirty politics. Really, Bengal is becoming such a frustrating land.

Arindam Adhikary:- If you tell a lie, then you have to tell another lie in support of that lie. In that process, a liar sews a web or net of lies for himself to get trapped in it. Just wait and watch. Till date, you have seen politics only, not the result of true investigations.

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Manoj (Anchor of 24 Ghanta News Channel):- CBI grilled Karim Khan for 12 hours and then arrested him. Karim Khan’s Bank Accounts have been frozen as per CBI and Finance Ministry’s order. Karim Khan was getting a salary of Rs. 1.5 lakhs per month as a consultant of ‘Sanchay’ Chit Fund. Even some financial transactions have been traced where the money from Karim Khan’s Bank Accounts went to the Bank Accounts of subsidiary bodies of Jamaat-e-Islam, a terrorist group of Bangladesh.

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ABSJP Headquarter of Bengal at Maniktala, Kolkata

Dolon Dolui:- Namaskar! Ratul babu. Bagha Babu gave this letter to you.

Ratul Roy (After reading that letter):- So, you want to join our party and contest from Sunderbans area. Well, we are also looking for a good candidate in that area after the cold-blooded murder of Hasan Raja inside the Alipore Jail. It is also written in this letter that Shyamal Sasmal (Political leader of All India Democratic Congress Party (AIDCP) in Sunderbans) and Henry Halder (leader of United Communist Party (UCP)  in Sunderbans) will withdraw their nomination in that area for the upcoming Assembly Election of Bengal. So, it will be Dolon Dolui Vs Idris Ali. We want to see your victory there. Then only, the soul of Late Hasan Raja will rest in peace.

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Tigerman:- You are a better politician than Hasan Raja, because you are not so a simple-hearted person like Hasan Raja. Kill Jaseemuddin and Manirul Sekh silently before the election.

Dolon Dolui:- Ok! Bagha Babu.

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Location:- Dragon’s Den at Shanghai

Twei Lou (Key mafia under Zango Zing):- Boss! Amanullah Haq is on line.

Zango Zing (No. 1 Underworld Don of China):- Yes! Amanullah! How many tigers’ skin are you delivering to us this month?

Amanullah Haq:- Boss! Very sad news! The tiger poaching has almost stopped in Sunderbans. People of Sunderbans have tried to murder Manirul Sekh. They murdered one guy, Jaseemuddin brutally. Manirul is with me at my residence in Dhaka. We have to accept defeat against Tigerman.

Zango Zing:- Ha ha ha. My name is Zango Zing, the underworld King of China. The word, ‘Defeat’ is not there in my dictionary. Chinese Administration believes in conquest strategy and so do I. Conduct a top level meeting in Dhaka. Invite those terrorist leaders of your nation and from India. I want to meet them.

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Rajaram Raghubir:- Who is a deadlier culprit; one who fires bullets with AK 47 or one who supplies AK 47 to them?

Tigerman:- The latter one.

Rajaram Raghubir:- Exactly! We have information that China is planning to manufacture superficial guns on a large scale to sell it to the terrorist groups like Kamtapuri, Bodo, Jamaat-e-Islam, Laskar-e-Taiba, Indian Mujaheedin Group and LTTE. Have you heard of Zango Zing?
  

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