Wednesday, January 7, 2015

TIGERMAN (EPISODE- 06) !!!

Mohua Mitra:- A Bomb blast took place in broad daylight in our city and that too just one month before the upcoming Assembly Election of Bengal. This is really bad. Have you got no information about this from the Intelligence Agencies of India?

Rohit Ranjan:- Intelligence Agencies gave so many alerts as usual. Every time, they give us alerts and we tighten up our security. But, this time, those terrorists succeeded. That’s the only thing I can say at this moment. But, madam, our Department has doubts on some party workers as well as MLAs of your party.

Mohua Mitra:- Impossible! All the party workers and MLAs of BRNCP are very honest. Don’t accuse them. These are all the game plans by ABSJP and UCP to defame BRNCP. Who knows! Maybe, the goons of ABSJP have executed the bomb blast and then blaming it to the Bangladeshi Terrorists.

Rohit Ranjan:- No, madam! We have detailed evidences that the Bangladeshi Terrorists were involved in this bomb blast. Saakh diye maach dhaka jaaye na sab samay. Madam, many a times, a snake charmer dies due to poisonous bites of his pet snakes. There are some snakes in your party. Beware of those snakes.

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Location:- RAW Training College at Mahendragarh Village near Madhogarh Hills at the outskirts of Gurgaon

Rajaram Raghubir:- Secret Agent No. 555 and Secret Agent No. 999, welcome to our RAW Training College. Let me introduce Shalini Sharma to you. She is the Ex-Commando of Indian Army and now the Principal of our RAW Training College. In these 10 days of training for 12 hours per day, you will learn about all the skills and technologies that are required to become a good Intelligence Officer. Even you will be trained in Advanced Martial Arts. We hope that both of you will take this Training very seriously and with full dedication.

Secret Agent No. 555 and Secret Agent No. 999:- Yes, Sir.

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Location:- In a village of Ajmalmari Island in Sunderbans

Arindam Adhikary:- You guys are always risking your life by entering inside the core area of Sunderbans to collect honey. Manirul Sekh is buying those collected honey from you all at a cheaper price and then selling it in a much higher price to the businessmen of Kolkata. Who is gaining out of it? It is Manirul Sekh, not you guys. As a net result, you all still remain poor and Manirul is becoming richer day by day. I am doing a documentary film on Sunderbans for BAGHA BANGALI News Channel. Somehow, you know, I have observed this thing.

A Honey Collector of Sunderbans:- Ki karbo babu! Local people don’t buy honey from us. Demand for honey is at cities only like Kolkata. We are so poor that we don’t have money to go to Kolkata and sell the honey. Even the bus fares have been hiked nowadays. So, whatever we get by selling the honey to Manirul Sekh is just sufficient for us.

Arindam Adhikary:- Samrat Samaddar runs an NGO in Sunderbans. The name of the NGO is ‘ARANYA SANRAKSHAN O RAKSHA SAMITY’. I have talked with him regarding this issue. Currently, he is at New Delhi to attend a Government Level Seminar. Once he comes back, I will talk to him again. I think that you guys will not have to sell honey to Manirul Sekh anymore. But, I have one condition. You have to give information about tiger poachers to the local police station or take some other actions from your end. Why the tigers of Sunderbans have become man-eaters? Why tigers have started hating the local people? For illegal tree cutting on a large scale, the area of the dense forest is reducing day by day. Another reason is tiger poaching which is funded by Chinese businessmen. Stop tiger poaching and illegal tree cutting, the tigers may become friendly towards human beings to some extent.

All the Honey Collectors of Sunderbans:- Haan Haan! You are right, Saheb.

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A Villager of Sunderbans (shouting out of fear and running towards the village):- Laash! Laash!

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Bikash (Anchor of Samay News Channel):- Two days ago, a dead body of a schoolgirl was found in a paddy field of Sunderbans area. Post-mortem report has confirmed that she was gang-raped and later on got killed with a knife. Villagers have alleged that some goons of BRNCP are involved in this heinous incident. But, no one has been arrested yet in this case. In the meantime, in another incident in Sunderbans, some villagers died after drinking local alcohol. The villagers have already burned down all the local alcohol shops in Sunderbans. Before the Assembly Election of Bengal, Mohua Mitra is under tremendous pressure.

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Location:- BRNCP Rally at Brigade Parade Ground of Kolkata

Mohua Mitra:- I am not questioning the character of that poor schoolgirl like I did about the character of the victim of Camac Street Rape case. We have already setup an enquiry team to investigate on the Poisoned Alcohol case. Say no to drugs, tobacco and alcohol. This Bengal Government will give Rs. 1 lakh to any female who is a victim of rape. We will also give Rs. 1 lakh to the family members of those persons who died after drinking poisoned alcohol.

Supporters of BRNCP in Brigade Parade Ground (clapping with joy):- Baah! Baah! Mohua Didi Zindabad! BRNCP Zindabad!

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Shyamal Sasmal (Political leader of All India Democratic Congress Party (AIDCP) in Sunderbans):- What is this Bengal Government trying to say actually! Rape a girl and then give her Rs. 1 lakh! Drink as much alcohol as you can. If you die, the Bengal Government is there to help your family members with an insurance coverage of Rs. 1 Lakh!

Henry Halder (Leader of United Communist Party (UCP) in Sunderbans):- Our party ruled in Bengal for so many years, but, they never ever gave these types of declarations. Our Bengal society is degrading day by day and this BRNCP is adding fuel to the fire.

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Manirul Sekh:- Hello! Amanullah Miyan. Boss, it is becoming very difficult for me to do business out here. Illegal wood cutting is not taking place nowadays. Yesterday only, some villagers of Sunderbans have killed 3 poachers inside the jungle. Moreover, the Forest Department is directly buying honey from the honey collectors now. An NGO is creating a problem for me.

Amanullah Haq:- NGO! Ha ha ha. Come on, Manirul Miyan, you are scared of some NGO workers!

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Bireswar Banerjee (Chief of RAW):- Hello! Agent No. 111. We have a top level secret information that Mujibar Rahaman (Leader of Laskar-e-Taiba Group of Indian Unit) is going to meet Ashraful Khan (Leader of Indian Mujaheedin Group) in Murshidabad to discuss about their plans to execute serial bomb blasts in and around Bengal before the upcoming Assembly Election. Do whatever you want, but, arrest these Terrorists at any cost!

RAW Secret Agent No. 111:- Yes Sir!

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Location:- In front of a Madrasah in a remote area of Murshidabad, Bengal.

A cop of Special Task Force:- Sir! Asraful Khan has escaped, but, Mujibar Rahaman is badly injured.

Gyaneswar Gangopadhyay:- Arrest him immediately.

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Location:- Islamabad

Prime Minister of Pakistan:- What will you do now?

Supremo of Laskar-e-Taiba Terrorist Group:- We have to do something to free Mujibar Rahaman from Tihar Jail.

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Sandhya (An anchor of DD News Channel):- The flight A-234 of Indian Airlines which took off from New Delhi Airport to reach London Airport has lost its signal. The search operation is on but still there is no clue about its whereabouts.

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Rajeswar Singh (Home Minister of India):- Sir! They have killed 3 Indian passengers inside that hijacked plane. Let us release Mujibar Rahaman.

Motilal Modi (Prime Minister of India):- What about the sacrifice of those cops who died while trying to arrest that terrorist! The situation is such that we have no other options than to release Mujibar Rahaman, but, find out the traitors. There are some traitors inside the Airport Authority of India and Indian Airlines; otherwise, this hijacking was not possible at all. We don’t want to see those traitors alive.

Rajeswar Singh:- Ok! Sir.

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Rajaram Raghubir:- You completed your training last week. Time to act now in real-life situation! Can you utilize your invisible and soundless helicopter to reach Kandahar airport to rescue that hijacked plane and its passengers?

Tigerman:- Don’t worry; I will try my level best. Can I have an Assistant?

Rajaram Raghubir:- Sure! Why not! Maharani Majumdar is now having a new avatar i.e. Lady Leopard. She has learned so many skills to help you out. Look at her new black and yellow striped mask and body armour. A perfect match for Tigerman indeed! All the necessary arms and ammunition has been kept at the basement. You just need to instruct the Ghost Pilot of your helicopter to take those inside the helicopter. Best of luck to both of you.

Tigerman and Lady Leopard:- Thank you, Agent No. 111.

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Fred (An Anchor of BBC News Channel):- Till date, we have heard about Superheroes and watched movies on them. But, this time, we are seeing a Superhero and a Superheroine live on TV. Tigerman and Lady Leopard are having a gun battle in Kandahar airport runway with the terrorists. Both of them are firing with rocket launchers. That’s a victory sign from the Tigerman towards the Airport Authority Staffs of Kandahar Airport. The pilot of the hijacked plane started driving the plane. The hijacked plane is now on its way towards India. All the terrorists of Laskar-e-Taiba have been gunned down inside that Kandahar Airport. A CCTV footage of the Kandahar Airport is showing that a bullet has struck at the right arm of Lady Leopard. Both Tigerman and Lady Leopard disappeared after a few moments.

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Supremo of Laskar-e-Taiba Terrorist Group:-I am damn sure that this Tigerman is a soldier of Indian Army. But, how did he reach Kandahar Airport? Oh! Now, Mujibar Rahaman will be tortured brutally inside the Tihar Jail.

Prime Minister of Pakistan:- Every time we plan about something to harm India, it becomes a boomerang for us. Find out who is this Tigerman? Maybe, he is a Commando of Indian Army! Kill him.

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Motilal Modi:- Aakhir yeh Tigerman hain kaun?

Rajeswar Singh:- Jo bhi hain Sir! Desh ke heet mein kaam kar raha hain. Swadeshi aadmi hain hum logon ki tarah. Sahi mein Sher ka baccha hain. Kuch log toh kahe rahe ki woh ek Superhero hain. We are proud of such a hero like Tigerman.

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